oystersaintforme:

if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..

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moonlandingwasfaked:

me rushing to my co worker to talk shit after a customer leaves

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potato-chips-in-the-bath:

my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress

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mossbvg:

Thankful for lavender and titties

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castielsroosterteethwingman:

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kushblazer666:

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the-sith-ari:

dandalf-thegay:

nessamiibo:

yeah can I get a uhhhh

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